9 Weeks of silence on my blog, has irritated. boB is in the PC hospital (Kjells Elektronic Butik, not a hospital where inane euphermisms are used to describe persons of totally equal status who are differently abled, or diverse :-O. I am diverse also, although all in one person, which makes me differently abled, both of us. People are generally who they believe themselves to be, which is not true. We'll talk about cabin fever later. Just now I'm only practising ). boB is full of shit. Not the technical description. Think about how a fly paper collects flys. boB is a bit like that. The little PC is stuffed full of crap that he touched and couldn't let go. Kjell is hoovering it all out of him. Not accurate, but it sort of works.
So here in my Fritidhus (summer house) in the forest, I have fabricated a desk out of a shelf from the Ikea wardrobe I threw in the skip, and a set of Ikea draws I bought to replace it. I'm writing on the steam driven PC from my English house, with a very slow mobile broadband dongle plugged into it. Speed of light this is not. Kjell is also providing a high speed router and a means to pay tomorrow. My EU Coordination number is Ok for paying tax, but won't get you services or payment plans. Basically I open a vein every time I need a big ticket item!!
Let's be positive. I now have a 3D Smart telly screwed to the wall, and 4G broadbend tomorrow hopefully. The little Stuga (guest cabin) is converted to take 4 drunken motorcyclists. I strengthened the roof ready for snow. Money is starting to flow in from England. My agent took payment for 6 months rent on my English house, and is at last passing me some of it each month. I'm solvent again. I have wild boar in the freezer along with reindeer, and chanterrelle mushrooms to go with it
all. Oh and a bucket load of crayfish. England this is not. That bit of my cunning plan worked then.
Less excitable post when I get used to having it back. "Normal service will be resumed shortly".
Oh, and I have a 6'1", blond, blue eyed Swedish girl friend who thinks I'm funny.
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