Mole Patrol

I have 2000Msq of land. Half of that is mole hills! I haven't mentioned it until now but it has driven me nuts. I have researched the habits of moles. This devastation could be the work of just one individual. I also have a resident badger (gravling). Badgers my info says, eat moles. So why doesn't my badger eat the bloody mole instead of staring at ME through the window each night? The answer came to me over a large scotch whisky. I had a eurika moment. The size of the mole hills must be the clue. They are absolutely huge. Answer? The mole is an absolute monster! He would have to be. That is why the badger is scared of him. Actually now I'm scared of him. I go out on mole patrol with my shovel half expecting the giant mole to burst out of my lawn and attack me.

I need to get out more.

Broadband is definitely, totally dead, so I had no choice but to go looking for the shop. It's a long journey and the problem took some finding. The sim was buggered. Technical term! I got a new sim, drove back to the forest and here I am writing rubbish when I should be working.....................

Things to do, moles to catch.