Sunday, 10 February 2013

Frozen Lasagna

Do you eat processed foods? Only very occasionally do I and then it is ingredients. I prepare my own food from scratch preffering the taste and knowing what went into it. Findus are in trouble since their beef lasagnas turned out to have up to 100% horse meat in them. This item is our headline news at the moment, rather than Stafford hospital. Findus beef lasagna has also prompted high level government meetings. Our dangerous hospitals should be the subject being urgently discussed. The thing is the Brit's get very upset about eating horses, which is ironic since when hungry they habitually say "I could eat a horse". Is anyone surprised though that we don't know what goes into processed food?

On a lighter note there is no suggestion so far that the horse lasagna is bad for your health. However eating them to excess may result in you getting the trots!

Was that last line original? Nay!!

The CEO of the company was called in to account for this food standards failing. On approaching the office door he became skittish and wouldn't go in. They managed to start the meeting eventually after blind folding him and turning him around three times before leading him into the office with a sugar lump.



 

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